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The powers of nature are never in repose; her work never stands still. — Adam Sedgwick
If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright
One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook
I fail remarkably. I write Eye when I mean Tooth. I write Fornicate when I mean Caress. I write Wine when I mean Blood. — Mary MacLane
I didn't go to theater school. I didn't go to Julliard. But I've lived a lot. I've seen a lot. I feel like that makes up for a little bit. — Minka Kelly
Body found floating by the docks... — Joe Abercrombie
She wanted to crawl into his pocket and be safe forever. — F Scott Fitzgerald

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