Girlfriend Birthday Card Quotes

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them. — Andy Richter

I began to see during the civil war, in that part of the states of Missouri and Kansas where the doctors were shut out, the children did not die. — Andrew Taylor Still

Laughter changes to screams, blood stains pastel stones, real smoke darkens the special effect stuff made for television. — Suzanne Collins

Writing stories is like making love. --from Creating Juicy Tales — June Gillam

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris

I don't think the war in Afghanistan was ruthlessly enough waged. — Christopher Hitchens

Wonder. Go on and wonder. — William Faulkner

One can fall into the 'soft bigotry of low expectations.' — Gerald Chertavian

Sir, what does it matter whom I serve, so long as I am right? — Pierre Corneille

As a comic and as an actor, I think you've got to be partially crazy. — Craig Robinson

There was always the consolation that if I didn't like what I wrote I could throw it away or burn it. — Carl Sandburg