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You can get used to eating breakfast with a man in a fedora. You can get used to anything, my mother was in the habit of saying. — Anne Carson

I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet! — Terry McMillan

If you want to get something said in the politics tell a man. If you want to get something done in the politics tell a woman — Margaret Thatcher

A man can't be taken to hell, or sent to hell: you can only get there on your own steam. — C.S. Lewis

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what? — Simon Munnery

When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that! — Ron Funches

The man has a mouth on him, let me tell you. His kiss could get a girl pregnant. — Rachel Van Dyken

Marry a man / woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. — Tony Robbins

It's a woman's right to know a man's intentions upfront. Because, once you get emotionally attached to a man and you sleep with him, it's too late. — Steve Harvey

When you take a woman away from her man, what you get is a woman who can be taken away from her man. — Mark Lawrence

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight. — Ilona Andrews

You get crushes on people. You have to see them every day in that week. They're a fantastic person, and it could be a man or a woman. — Jennifer Saunders

I loved this man with all my heart; he had shown me that even though life can be a bitch, love can get you through any storm. — Nina Levine

It's what actors call a big, juicy part, when you're a leading man. I don't get a lot of those. I get a lot of supporting things. — Christopher Walken

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man. — Miranda Hart

I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish. — David Koechner

When you get me a good man made out of arguments, I will get you a good dinner with reading you the cookery-book. — George Eliot

This is what happens when a boy becomes a man. You get stupider. — James McBride

The sign of a great man is that the closer you get, the greater he seems. — Israel Meir Kagan

Don't ever grow up. Don't become a bore. Don't ever let the Man get to you. — Sophia Amoruso

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. — Michelle Obama

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. — Roy Bean

Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect. — Woody Hayes

When the best you can get from your wife's father is that he won't help to kill you, it doesn't take a clever man to see you're in shit to your chin. — Joe Abercrombie

It's not right to believe that the only way you're gonna get a job and the only way you're gonna get a man or be happy is by being so skinny. — Maria Conchita Alonso

Worrying is the one game in which, if you guess right, you don't get any satisfaction out of your smartness. A busy man has no time to bother with it. — George Horace Lorimer

Oh Izzy, girl how do you let him get dressed. A shame, oh it is a shame to let that man ever put clothes on. — Harper Sloan

You're a very odd man," said Bert.
"I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles. — James A. Owen

If a white man had land, and some one should swindle him, that man would try to get it back, and you would not blame him. — Standing Bear

If you hold onto a man hoping someone else won't get them you have learned how to be desperate, not wise. — Shannon L. Alder

You're the only man I know willing to jump from the top floor of a skyscraper, naked with an axe just to get the bad guy - Selena — David Gallie

Get in front of the ball, you won't get hurt. That's what you've got a chest for, young man. — John McGraw

You get to know more of the character of a man in a round of golf than in six months of political experience. — David Lloyd George

You cannot measure a man by his failures. You must know what use he makes of them. What did they mean to him. What did he get out of them. — Orison Swett Marden

Let me explain something to you, he said. If you want to get something out of a man, dashing out his brains against a lamppost isn't the way to do it. — Loretta Chase

Man, one second you're sharing your air with a dude, and the next second he's trying to get you punched in the face. — Shannon Messenger

I haven't been right all year. I guess, you know, when you don't feel good, and you still get hits, that's when you know you are a bad man. — Manny Ramirez

It was you that chose your due,
You built a maze you can't get through.
I tried to help you all I can,
Now I can't do nuttin' for you, man! — Flavor Flav

He asked, "What makes a man a writer?" "Well," I said, "it's simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge. — Charles Bukowski

We would get to study you, frankly, said a tall, lean man who, I kid you not, looked just like Bill Nye the Science Guy. — James Patterson

To kill a man you need three things: the gun and the balls?" "We can get the gun okay, — Robert B. Parker

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you show a man what he wants he will move heaven and earth to get it. — Frank Bettger

Man, I'm just trying to get you lighten up a bit." "Murphy, we're looking at a thousand rotting corpses. Lighten up?" "Life is what you make it, man. — Bobby Adair

My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' — Sandra Bullock

I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. — Patrick Marber

Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway. — B.B. King

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married? — Megan Hilty

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle. — Karl Pilkington

When you get up in the morning, you merely put on your clothes. When a colored man gets up in the morning, he puts on his armor. — Kristin Hunter

You should really find Jesus, young man." "I've put out a missing person report. The police told me they couldn't get a warrant to search his place. — Anonymous

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy. — Demitri Martin

If a man could make the earth heaven to get you, could also make it hell for you if he couldn't get you. — M.F. Moonzajer

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing. — Edward Burnett Tylor

I think you pass your man card off to your wife when you get married. You're still a man, but you're her man. — Kristen Proby

I'm more of a man then you'll ever be, I'm more of a woman then you'll ever get. — Jonathan Larson

Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem

I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Some women," Dahariel said in that same hard tone devoid of any hint of humanity, "get
under a man's skin until digging them out makes you bleed. — Nalini Singh

When I get your hotel and turn it into my club, I'll fuck a man on opening night in your honor. By the way, do you have any sons? — Tiffany Reisz

It seems to me if you want something badly enough, whether you're a man or a woman, you'll do whatever you have to do to get it. — Aaron Eckhart

It's a curious thing how no matter what's wrong with you, a man'll tell you to have your teeth examined and a woman'll tell you to get married. — William Faulkner

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. — Helen Rowland

When you become famous you get to torture a higher class of man than before. — Sharon Stone

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started! — Rodney Dangerfield

My dear, it couldn't have lasted for ever ... But you're a good man. And very clever ... . You will get through ... . — Ford Madox Ford

Man, all those years in college we didn't get along, I could've just given you a pie and, bam, new best friend. — Melissa Tagg

You're not broken. You're perfect. And when you get to get away from these kids, you might finally have a good man. — Ashley Newell

Don't expect a man will try any harder to keep you than he did to get you. — Angela N. Blount

If you want to get something done, give it to a busy man. — Stephen Covey

If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? — Grace Feldman

If you know what a man's doing, get in front of him; but if you want to guess what he's doing, keep behind him. — G.K. Chesterton

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. — Helen Reddy

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself. — Philip Larkin

You only get married the first time once. There was the philosophy of a generation wrapped up in a tidy little sentence — Carrie Vaughn

You can send a message around the world in one-fifth of a second, yet it may take years for it to get from the outside of a man's head to the inside. — Charles Kettering

You wont man that son of a bitch, said Brown. I can man anything that eats. Get me a piece of jerky. — Cormac McCarthy

As a man of faith, God doesn't bring you to things that you can't get through. He doesn't put you in a spot and then leave you out to dry. — Aaron Rodgers

If one man tells you to murder, you get a jail cell - if another man tells you to murder, you get medals and a pension. — Stefan Molyneux

If interviews are just interviews or if music is just music, why are we even doing it? You only get so many hours in a lifetime, man. — Ben Harper

You shouldn't ask questions like that, sweetheart. You'll never get the truth out of a man with a hard-on. — Victoria Vane

How are you to get up the sympathies of the audience in a legitimate manner, if there isn't a little man contending against a big one? — Charles Dickens

There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man". — Yahtzee Croshaw

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis

No matter how much you love a man, always have a stash of money that would get you as far away from him as possible in an emergency. — Dorothy Koomson

You get better at sex when you know your own body. How are you going to expect a man to know your body when you don't know what pleases you? — Eva Longoria

It's what you give out that makes a man, not what you get back. — Joe Abercrombie

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that. — Katie Pavlich

The difficulty with becoming a patient is that as soon as you get horizontal, part of your being yearns, not for a doctor, but for a medicine man. — Shana Alexander

When you want to get married, ask the universe for a man who has every quality money cannot buy. Then go about to create your own prosperity. — Barbara Rose

You don't get to choose if get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have a say in who hurts you. — John Green

If a man is running down the street with everything you own, you won't let him get away. That's tackling. — Vince Lombardi

You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them down so much, but I think it's true. — Sarah Shahi

Doctor. The word for healer and wise man throughout the universe. We get that word from you, you know?' River Song, A Good Man Goes to War — Cavan Scott

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they man. — Jon Stewart

I am sorry to think that you do not get a man's most effective criticism until you provoke him. Severe truth is expressed with some bitterness. — Henry David Thoreau

I have three pieces of advice I want you to remember: Don't ever grow up. Don't become a bore. Don't let The Man get to you. — Sophia Amoruso

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. — Rita Rudner

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him. — Laurence J. Peter