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Remember this phrase: Get Paid, Get Laid, Lose Weight because those are the three things people will pay for.
— James Altucher
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.
— Sean Kennedy
I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids.
— Karen Marie Moning
One of us needs to get laid.""Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid? — Tucker Max
These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.
— Nora Ephron
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
— Rod Stewart
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
— Denis Leary
Small world, huh?"She grinned lewdly. "Not particularly. I'd say you've just run out of material. — Armistead Maupin
Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls." He
— Eve Jagger
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?
— Sloane Crosley
I think I might get laid more ... by my dad.
— Tom DeLonge
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.
— Steven Tyler
He needed no foreplay for the interview, and I was grateful. It's like sweet-talking your date when you both know you're about to get laid.
— Gillian Flynn
Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.To get laid, I thought.
"To get laid," Malcolm said.
Shocker. — Diana Peterfreund
As often as men slam me into things, you'd think I'd get laid more.
— Seanan McGuire
I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis?
— Sandi Lynn
But a dog confers status on a man. It shows he is responsible and capable of love. It will probably even help him get laid.
— Meghan Daum
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
Walter Lucas, you're going to marry me. And you're getting epically laid as soon as we get home.
— Heidi Cullinan
Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has been laid, now its time for you to build on it and get to work.
— Amelia Boynton Robinson
I'm not trying to bag you. I just wanna hang out.""Bag me? How do you ever get laid talking like that? — Jamie McGuire
Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?
— Jamie Zawinski
Honey, you need to get laid.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
— Jim Norton
I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make dresses that women get laid in.
— Diane Von Furstenberg
I was in a strip club trying to help a ghost get laid which was challenging, but not impossible.
— A.J. Locke
Get Paid, Get Laid, Lose Weight" - because those are the three things people will pay for.
— James Altucher
Sweetheart, I remember every second from the first moment I laid eyes on you and I've been trying to get my world upright ever since.
— Tammy L. Gray
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
— Rodney Dangerfield
It was one thing to get laid out by Archer in Defense, but being attacked out of nowhere by my great-grandmother was just embarrassing.
— Rachel Hawkins
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
— Quentin Crisp
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.
— Jimmy Buffett
Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get rich.
— Bob Geldof
It goes without saying that a great majority of men are sex addicts, or would be if they could manage to get laid.
— Drew Nellins Smith
That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.
— Steve Alten
Intellect is eighty percent of the mind trying to get the body laid.
— Elliot Mabeuse
Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.
— Mark Forsyth
If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay.
— J.A. Konrath
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
— Frankie Boyle
On My Trip to Europe I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.
— Justin Halpern
Don't go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you're going to the protest to get laid.
— David Burr Gerrard
I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get laid.
— Maggie Stiefvater
If only world leaders would get laid well and regularly, the world's problems might disappear.
— Jennifer Niven
I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out.
— Louis L'Amour
Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.
— David Burr Gerrard
Vegas.I was in Vegas with a Titan who needed to get drunk and laid. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill.
— Kevin Bacon
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
— Kevin Bacon
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
— George Carlin
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
— Jon Stewart
It's just much easier with dogs. You don't get laid; but you also don't get the feeling you're hurting their feelings all the time.
— David Lipsky
I only got into comedy to get laid
— Jack Whitehall
But by God, if I don't get laid tonight, my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block.
— Kendall Grey
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
— Bill Maher
