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George Kaufman Quotes & Sayings

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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — George S. Kaufman

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. — George S. Kaufman

I've never had any complaints yet! — George S. Kaufman

Immortality is the best recollection one leaves. — Napoleon Bonaparte

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. — George S. Kaufman

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. — George S. Kaufman

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. — George S. Kaufman

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. — George S. Kaufman

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. — George S. Kaufman

Think it over, think it under. — A.A. Milne

I understand your new play is full of single entendres. — George S. Kaufman

You can either keep walking in misery or make the decision to begin taking steps out of it. — Joyce Meyer

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman

God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there. — George S. Kaufman

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. — George S. Kaufman