George Jefferson Quotes
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George Jefferson Quotes & Sayings
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I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.
— Samantha Bee
My grandfather was a lot like a white Jewish George Jefferson, and he did not enjoy my work very much.
— Jenny Slate
All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
— Andy Borowitz
Albert Einstein said that the only way to win at roulette is to steal from the table while the croupier isn't looking.
— Jonathan L. Howard
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
So... Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns.
— Jenna Evans Welch
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and John Marshall, all big men, and strong in every sense, deferred to him.
— Mark David Ledbetter
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
— Louis Jordan
But this became the first plan of his life to fail. God told him - apparently with the help of human hands - to depart from his ribcage.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn