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I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage. — Samantha Bee

Summertime
And the livin' is easy,
Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high. — Ira Gershwin

Memory is for what is hoped; hope is for what is remembered. — Craig Keen

My grandfather was a lot like a white Jewish George Jefferson, and he did not enjoy my work very much. — Jenny Slate

The highest tone is hard to hear. — Laozi

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson. — Andy Borowitz

Albert Einstein said that the only way to win at roulette is to steal from the table while the croupier isn't looking. — Jonathan L. Howard

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

So... Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns. — Jenna Evans Welch

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and John Marshall, all big men, and strong in every sense, deferred to him. — Mark David Ledbetter

The only people who make love all the time are liars. — Louis Jordan

But this became the first plan of his life to fail. God told him - apparently with the help of human hands - to depart from his ribcage. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn