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Geico Funny Quotes By Cameron Diaz: Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world. — Cameron Diaz

Geico Funny Quotes By Rufus Wainwright: I just think it's better to have ideas.

I just think it's better to have ideas. I mean, you can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier, people die for them, people kill for them. — Rufus Wainwright

Geico Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: It is time to let the nightmares go.

It is time to let the nightmares go. — Cassandra Clare

Geico Funny Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: But I think that your entire life is

But I think that your entire life is a process of sorting out some of those early messages that you got. — Bruce Springsteen

Geico Funny Quotes By Fela Durotoye: LIGHT has no value without darkness, just as

LIGHT has no value without darkness, just as a SOLUTION has no value without a problem — Fela Durotoye

Geico Funny Quotes By Meryl Streep: Having been let out of the barn once,

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time. — Meryl Streep

Geico Funny Quotes By Kcat Yarza: Help does not only come through financial assistance.

Help does not only come through financial assistance. There are a lot of ways with which one person can help another person. — Kcat Yarza

Geico Funny Quotes By James Russell Lowell: God is not dumb, that he should speak

God is not dumb, that he should speak no more;
If thou hast wanderings in the wilderness
And find'st not Sinai, 'tis thy soul is poor. — James Russell Lowell

Geico Funny Quotes By Cora Carmack: Tell me I'm not crazy, He said. I

Tell me I'm not crazy, He said. I couldn't do that. I was nowhere near sane enough at the moment to advise anyone else on rational behavior. — Cora Carmack

Geico Funny Quotes By Chief Joseph: We had good white friends who advised us

We had good white friends who advised us against taking the war path. My friend and brother, Mr. Chapman, told us just how the war would end. — Chief Joseph

Geico Funny Quotes By Jamie Ford: Feelings can only be hidden so long from

Feelings can only be hidden so long from those who really pay attention.
page 141 — Jamie Ford

Geico Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: Against classical philosophy: thinking about eternity or the

Against classical philosophy: thinking about eternity or the immensity of the universe does not lessen my unhappiness. — Mason Cooley

Geico Funny Quotes By Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton: The world's a nettle; disturb it, it stings:

The world's a nettle; disturb it, it stings: Grasp it firmly, it stings not. — Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

Geico Funny Quotes By Henry Miller: The kangaroo has a double penis - one

The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays. — Henry Miller

Geico Funny Quotes By DJ Qualls: Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky.

Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky. — DJ Qualls