Gay Humor Quotes
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Gay Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
— Paul Lynde
No good deed goes unpunished - Oscar Wilde
— Allen Mack
This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.
— K.A. Mitchell
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.
— Michael Ian Black
I felt very close to God ... My friends say that's because I was always on my knees.
— Armistead Maupin
Why are you asking me? I'm seventeen and don't know anything about what to do when you're autistic and gay.
— Claire LaZebnik
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational.
— David Cross
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
What's your name, Farm Boy?""Charlie Heggensford, ma'am." He stuck out his hand and she smiled as she shook it. — Hank Edwards
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
— Bo Burnham
I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.
— J.M. Colail
He was all over me like brown rice!
— L'Poni Baldwin
You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
— Maureen Johnson
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
— Zach Galifianakis
Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.
— Andrea Speed
He's a he. I mean he's a guy. He's your mate. Oh my God you're gay!" Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead.
— Alanea Alder
Gay angels are all the rage in heaven.
— Eric Arvin
My Own EpitaphLife's a jest, and all things show it.
I thought so once, and now I know it. — John Gay
Aaron was so gay he walked with a lisp...
— Edward D. Padilla
What goes in your butthole is your business, all we care about is making sure Chipotle is what comes out of it. - Rodrigo Chipotle
— Kindle Alexander
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
— Noel Fielding
Maybe you can explain to me what is so spectacular about her, because you gay girls can't seem to keep your hands off that daffy redhead.
— Cassandra Duffy
Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?
— Bruce Bawer
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.
— Jon Stewart
Peter to Austin:Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7. — Dani Alexander
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Just don't stare at my ass, Landemere," he added."I wasn't staring at your ass," Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said. — Andrew Ashling
Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.
— Allen Ginsberg
I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300
— Damon Suede
I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton
— Sandi Lynn
Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
— Rachel Caine
I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.
— K.A. Mitchell
The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.
— K.A. Mitchell
They were, thank the patron saint of jilted gay boys everywhere, Saint Oh-No-He-Din't.
— Cherie Noel
I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.
— J.P. Barnaby
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
I realized the best argentine meat was an appendage best served hot, wet, throbbing, & erect.
— 5amWriterMan
