Gas Station Quotes

Collection of top 36 famous quotes about Gas Station

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Gas Station Quotes By Michael Lewis: As a former gas station attendant, parking lot As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis
Gas Station Quotes By Richard Powers: Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers
Gas Station Quotes By Susan Juby: Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where Got anything to eat?" I asked.

"You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby
Gas Station Quotes By John Green: Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime ... — John Green
Gas Station Quotes By Kirk Windstein: You can't get away, I can't fill my You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is. — Kirk Windstein
Gas Station Quotes By Pope Francis: I don't live in the papal residence. I I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. — Pope Francis
Gas Station Quotes By Joel Osteen: Aren't you glad you didn't marry him? You'd Aren't you glad you didn't marry him? You'd be working at a gas station." "No. If I would've married him, he'd be the mayor. — Joel Osteen
Gas Station Quotes By George Carlin: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
Gas Station Quotes By Curt Schilling: I had three jobs my junior and senior I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place. — Curt Schilling
Gas Station Quotes By Joseph Bruce: I was a pizza delivery man. I worked I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. — Joseph Bruce
Gas Station Quotes By Thomas Ligotti: Ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases ... ("Gas Ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases ...
("Gas Station Carnival") — Thomas Ligotti
Gas Station Quotes By Joey Bishop: Today you can go to a gas station Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. — Joey Bishop
Gas Station Quotes By Tim Dorsey: Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work. — Tim Dorsey
Gas Station Quotes By Annie Ward: Amazing that you can get a cappuccino at Amazing that you can get a cappuccino at a gas station in L.A. at four in the morning and you can't buy a stamp at the post office in Sofia. — Annie Ward
Gas Station Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: If you've never had the chance to visit If you've never had the chance to visit a Waffle House, simply imagine a gas station bathroom that serves waffles. — Jim Gaffigan
Gas Station Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your wife You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. — Jeff Foxworthy
Gas Station Quotes By Jane Fonda: I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. — Jane Fonda
Gas Station Quotes By Jenny Lawson: So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. — Jenny Lawson
Gas Station Quotes By Emo Philips: I went into the gas station, said, Fill I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy. — Emo Philips
Gas Station Quotes By Mark Oliver Everett: I thought about going back to working at I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic. — Mark Oliver Everett
Gas Station Quotes By Al Yankovic: I'm stranded all alone in the gas station I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Al Yankovic
Gas Station Quotes By Orlando Bloom: Someone tried to save my soul in a Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. — Orlando Bloom
Gas Station Quotes By Mark Burnett: There are screens at the gas station, there There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content. — Mark Burnett
Gas Station Quotes By Lionel Richie: I just like people. I'll hold a conversation I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people. — Lionel Richie
Gas Station Quotes By Tina Fey: If you're a die-hard "foodie," hop off the If you're a die-hard "foodie," hop off the road in DuBois and enjoy a Subway sandwich made at a place that is eighty percent gas station. — Tina Fey
Gas Station Quotes By Wally Schirra: I've always thought space station is a great I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out. — Wally Schirra
Gas Station Quotes By Do Won Chang: When I first immigrated to the United States, When I first immigrated to the United States, there were not many jobs that stood out. So I worked at a gas station, cleaning. — Do Won Chang