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The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag. — Robert Englund

If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it. — Sergio Aragones

I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not. — Tammara Webber

I need to gag you and tie you to the bed, he declared.
Oh God.
Awesome. — Kristen Ashley

The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex — Dean Cavanagh

Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house. — Kate Christensen

Typically, I prefer to gag my own men. I'd never considered having them delivered to me that way. — Dez Schwartz

children from the same womb would share the same precious blood." I gag. — Tara Brown

'Sex and The City' had very strong gag orders as to what we could say and not say. — Willie Garson

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world. — Bill Watterson

Demons smell like ass - nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority. — Kevin Hearne

Baby, that's so queer I could gag on the beauty of it. — L.M. Ross

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. — Jimmy Carr

Shall I gag you, or are you capable of being silent without my assistance? — Sarah J. Maas

If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell

I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing. — Jeff Kinney

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg. — Megan Whalen Turner

Redwyne does not give a fig, he thought, but Rowan looks fit to gag. — George R R Martin

But a public oration is an escapade, a non-committal, an apology, a gag, and not a communication, not a speech, not a man. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shhh, remember what I said about the begging. I could gag you with the rag I cleaned your ass with. Would you like that? — K. Webster

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian. — Dave Barry

I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle this mouth. — Kathleen Hanna

I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe I can say yes to this job. — Peter Riegert

What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag. — Scott Carrier

Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Gag me with a spoon! — Moon Unit Zappa

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown

Dutch isn't easy for the outsider to learn, because it's spoken from the back of the throat at the trigger spot for the gag reflex. — Augusten Burroughs

I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more than a comedian. — Colin Firth

In the end, everything is a gag. — Charlie Chaplin

Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside. — Bradley Sands

But it's hard to talk about art. Maybe there should be a law against it, some First Amendment gag order like crying fire in a crowded theater. — Stanley Elkin

I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. — Darlene Cates

He cannot speak clearly if his words must be strained through a Congressional gag. — Doris Kearns Goodwin

A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy. — Doug TenNapel

Watch that mouth, cher. I own a ball gag. I know how to use it, he growled. — Shayla Black

I honestly do feel - and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this - but I feel like I'm one of the luckiest people in the world. — Jonathan Banks

If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts. — Maya Angelou

Her favorite foods made her gag, like old friends she hadn't seen in years turning up looking all wrong. — Joyce Carol Oates

I do not favor the gag order. — Nancy Grace

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord. — Nicki Elson

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. — Jim Davis

I'm like a sight gag. — Adam Driver

Jairo's response came immediately. 'Yippee! Don't bring your neighbors. Gag.' Doug — Darien Cox

- Little pussy like me still have bigger cock than the two of them, she say. She pull the gag out of Sacco mouth. - What you gonna do, Miss — Marlon James

We could take his gag away, thought Isaac, and he wouldn't scream ... but then he might speak ... He left the gag in place. — China Mieville

I need a sound-proof room to tie up the inner critic, gag her and nail the door shut. But she keeps escapping. Poor knots and short nails. — Judy L Mohr

I'm very depressed how in this country you can be told "That's offensive" as though those two words constitute an argument. — Christopher Hitchens

Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon? — Duck Dynasty

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. — David Mamet

Flattery was the best medicine, but even I gag on medicine. — Jemima Pett

If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush