Gag Quotes
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If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it.
— Sergio Aragones
I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.
— Tammara Webber
The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex
— Dean Cavanagh
Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house.
— Kate Christensen
Typically, I prefer to gag my own men. I'd never considered having them delivered to me that way.
— Dez Schwartz
Demons smell like ass - nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority.
— Kevin Hearne
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
— Jimmy Carr
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her?
— Nicky Campbell
I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.
— Jeff Kinney
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg.
— Megan Whalen Turner
Redwyne does not give a fig, he thought, but Rowan looks fit to gag.
— George R R Martin
But a public oration is an escapade, a non-committal, an apology, a gag, and not a communication, not a speech, not a man.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.
— Dave Barry
I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle this mouth.
— Kathleen Hanna
I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe I can say yes to this job.
— Peter Riegert
What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag.
— Scott Carrier
Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Gag me with a spoon!
— Moon Unit Zappa
Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.
— Carolyn Brown
Dutch isn't easy for the outsider to learn, because it's spoken from the back of the throat at the trigger spot for the gag reflex.
— Augusten Burroughs
In the end, everything is a gag.
— Charlie Chaplin
Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside.
— Bradley Sands
But it's hard to talk about art. Maybe there should be a law against it, some First Amendment gag order like crying fire in a crowded theater.
— Stanley Elkin
I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.
— Darlene Cates
He cannot speak clearly if his words must be strained through a Congressional gag.
— Doris Kearns Goodwin
A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy.
— Doug TenNapel
I honestly do feel - and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this - but I feel like I'm one of the luckiest people in the world.
— Jonathan Banks
Her favorite foods made her gag, like old friends she hadn't seen in years turning up looking all wrong.
— Joyce Carol Oates
I do not favor the gag order.
— Nancy Grace
I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.
— Nicki Elson
I'm like a sight gag.
— Adam Driver
We could take his gag away, thought Isaac, and he wouldn't scream ... but then he might speak ... He left the gag in place.
— China Mieville
I'm very depressed how in this country you can be told "That's offensive" as though those two words constitute an argument.
— Christopher Hitchens
Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon?
— Duck Dynasty
I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
— David Mamet
