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Funny Zoos Quotes By Chelsea Clinton: I want to be the best daughter and

I want to be the best daughter and wife and friend and person I can be. And I want to help empower the people around me to be the best they can be. — Chelsea Clinton

Funny Zoos Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife a great driver, she once hit

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Zoos Quotes By A.R. Von: If I didn't know my body, I'd swear

If I didn't know my body, I'd swear I just had a small orgasm ... — A.R. Von

Funny Zoos Quotes By Peter Segal: Some people are like cats - if they're

Some people are like cats - if they're dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about stories like that. — Peter Segal

Funny Zoos Quotes By James Lankford: I believe that being conservative means you try

I believe that being conservative means you try to get in to the middle of the fight and try to solve the problem. — James Lankford

Funny Zoos Quotes By Steven Erikson: History meant nothing, because the only continuity was

History meant nothing, because the only continuity was human stupidity. — Steven Erikson

Funny Zoos Quotes By Orson Welles: Film is like a colony and there are

Film is like a colony and there are very few colonists. — Orson Welles

Funny Zoos Quotes By David Eisenhower: The future will use and dispose of the

The future will use and dispose of the memories of people that we knew as history sees fit. — David Eisenhower

Funny Zoos Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Zoos Quotes By Sengcan: Return to the root and you will find

Return to the root and you will find the meaning. — Sengcan

Funny Zoos Quotes By Annette Lu: Taiwan's democracy has grown very fast and we

Taiwan's democracy has grown very fast and we enjoy a certain degree of freedom, as other developed democracies like the United States. — Annette Lu

Funny Zoos Quotes By Jaron Lanier: When you have a global mush, people lose

When you have a global mush, people lose their identity, they become pseudonyms, they have no investment and no consequence in what they do. — Jaron Lanier

Funny Zoos Quotes By Dianna Hardy: Don't be sorry for the truth. A harsh

Don't be sorry for the truth. A harsh truth is less damaging than a tender lie, and the worst lies are the ones we tell ourselves. — Dianna Hardy

Funny Zoos Quotes By Tracy McGrady: There's nothing about me that's selfish.

There's nothing about me that's selfish. — Tracy McGrady

Funny Zoos Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah: Don't stop breathing just because night has fallen!

Don't stop breathing just because night has fallen! Don't stop breathing just because you are sleeping — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Funny Zoos Quotes By Mallory Jansen: I have admired David Bromley's work for years.

I have admired David Bromley's work for years. He possesses such a wild and vivid imagination and really sees the beauty in everything. — Mallory Jansen

Funny Zoos Quotes By Quil Carter: The light was everywhere. He would tell me

The light was everywhere. He would tell me later I looked like an angel... but he just looked like the same devil to me — Quil Carter