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Funny You're Fired Quotes By Mary J. Blige: There are people out there who want to

There are people out there who want to provoke me and bring back the old Mary but I'm not giving them the satisfaction. — Mary J. Blige

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Brodi Ashton: So he earns your undying love by reading

So he earns your undying love by reading a book under a tree?" Cole said dryly. "Why didn't I ever try that approach? I like books and trees. — Brodi Ashton

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Be warned in time, James, and remain, as

Be warned in time, James, and remain, as I do, incomprehensible: to be great is to be misunderstood — Oscar Wilde

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Dan Brown: When it comes to passion, I'm not sure

When it comes to passion, I'm not sure you have any choice but to follow. — Dan Brown

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Iris Murdoch: One doesn't have to get anywhere in a

One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance. — Iris Murdoch

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Thomas Hobbes: A wise man should so write (though in

A wise man should so write (though in words understood by all men) that wise men only should be able to commend him. — Thomas Hobbes

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Miranda Liasson: Taking over Kingston Shoes would be the final

Taking over Kingston Shoes would be the final string that would unravel and cut them off from one another for good. — Miranda Liasson

Funny You're Fired Quotes By William Graham Sumner: If you ever live in a country run

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. — William Graham Sumner

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Spencer W. Kimball: Do not make small goals because they do

Do not make small goals because they do not have the magic to stir men's souls. — Spencer W. Kimball

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Wallace Wang: I used to work at the unemployment office.

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Alex Pareene: I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. — Alex Pareene

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Robert Henri: If you work from memory, you are most

If you work from memory, you are most likely to put in your real feeling. — Robert Henri

Funny You're Fired Quotes By Julianna Guill: My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny. — Julianna Guill