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There are people out there who want to provoke me and bring back the old Mary but I'm not giving them the satisfaction.
— Mary J. Blige
Be warned in time, James, and remain, as I do, incomprehensible: to be great is to be misunderstood
— Oscar Wilde
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
A wise man should so write (though in words understood by all men) that wise men only should be able to commend him.
— Thomas Hobbes
Taking over Kingston Shoes would be the final string that would unravel and cut them off from one another for good.
— Miranda Liasson
If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee.
— William Graham Sumner
Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Do not make small goals because they do not have the magic to stir men's souls.
— Spencer W. Kimball
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
— Wallace Wang
I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.
— Alex Pareene
My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.
— Julianna Guill