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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald. — Harlan Coben

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible. — Anthony Horowitz

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again. — Katherine McIntyre

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Her face looked like a fruit from which all the juice had been sucked. — Brian Herbert

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg! — Terry Pratchett

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

She paced back and forth while I rinsed and decided to face the music - or the Echo. — Lila Felix

Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. — Penny Reid

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. — Audrey Hepburn