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Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Richard Roberts: We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker

We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Hilary Mantel: Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused,

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Ilona Andrews: One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Todd Phillips: I think people like comedies and I think

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Murray Walker: And there's no damage to the car. Except

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Anne Lamott: It is funny how no one seems to

It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice. — Anne Lamott

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: If I let you go are you going

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Adam Sandler: I don't want want to go to jail,

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Gerry Geek: More you know, better advice you give. Less

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: -"He loved her ... It was noble of

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Dave Barry: Culver is a language magnet school. What it's

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The ballgame is over ... in this inning.

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Most man can think no better than a

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Andrew Barger: Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Nelson Jack: Being good has nothing to do with being

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Holly Black: He runs to the sink to spit it

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Nick Hornby: She wanted to be given a funny script

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Jim Norton: I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Caprice Bourret: It's so funny to think that I used

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language ...

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By David Letterman: Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Funny Yes Or No Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins