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Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Bill Burr: What would you rather be? 52 and look

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Nia Vardalos: I would rather be called funny than pretty.

I would rather be called funny than pretty. — Nia Vardalos

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Sigmund Freud: Men are more moral than they think and

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. — Sigmund Freud

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Sarah Ruhl: I see, in women friends, a really dangerous

I see, in women friends, a really dangerous phenomenon where it seems they reach a certain age and become invisible. — Sarah Ruhl

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By John Geddes: Everyone wants to be excited by something magical

Everyone wants to be excited by something magical and wondrous - to be reminded of how they once saw the world ... — John Geddes

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Kyle Cassie: Bigger budget features are the juice. Delicious juice

Bigger budget features are the juice. Delicious juice you want to spill all over yourself. — Kyle Cassie

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Warren Buffett: The stock market is a wonderfully efficient mechanism

The stock market is a wonderfully efficient mechanism for transferring wealth from the impatient to the patient. — Warren Buffett

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Franz Kafka: The purpose of a story is to be

The purpose of a story is to be an axe that breaks up the ice within us. — Franz Kafka

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Ludwig Van Beethoven: Only the pure of heart can make a

Only the pure of heart can make a good soup. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Mark Mothersbaugh: Rebellion is obsolete - change things from the

Rebellion is obsolete - change things from the inside working out. — Mark Mothersbaugh

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Nature is to zoos as God is to

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches. — Margaret Atwood

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I've always said that instead of watching a

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Roger Moore: I don't like bungee jumping, but I do

I don't like bungee jumping, but I do like skiing. — Roger Moore

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Janet Fitch: As a person with terrible handwriting, I love

As a person with terrible handwriting, I love the computer. I've waited all my life for the computer. — Janet Fitch

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

Funny Would You Rather Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson