We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
— Henny Youngman
I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed.
— Robyn Schneider
When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar
Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins
What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. — Gena Showalter
Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor. — Amy Lane
You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes
I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused, "when people laugh at things that aren't funny, or when they don't laugh at things that are. — Robyn Schneider
There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. — Laurence Sterne
It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship.""It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp
Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning
Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing. — Andy Borowitz
Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does. — Douglas Adams
