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Funny Worse Than Quotes By Henny Youngman: We were married for better or worse. I

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Robyn Schneider: I finally got up around noon, after having

I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed. — Robyn Schneider

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Funny thing about the monster. The worse he

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him. — Ellen Hopkins

Funny Worse Than Quotes By David Leavitt: I think it's very funny that someone would

I think it's very funny that someone would exaggerate to make himself look worse. — David Leavitt

Funny Worse Than Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Zig Ziglar: There is only one thing worse than training

There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Gena Showalter: What was worse, he couldn't tell her how

What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. — Gena Showalter

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Amy Lane: Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and

Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor. — Amy Lane

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Gwen Hayes: You look worse today than you did when

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Robyn Schneider: I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused,

I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused, "when people laugh at things that aren't funny, or when they don't laugh at things that are. — Robyn Schneider

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Laurence Sterne: There are worse occupations in this world than

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. — Laurence Sterne

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Johnny Depp: It's awful bad luck to bring a woman

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: Perspective is a funny thing. You think your

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Remember, no matter how hard your life is

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Worse Than Quotes By Douglas Adams: Funny, how just when you think life can't

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does. — Douglas Adams