Funny Wife Birthday Quotes
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Funny Wife Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
A skydiver, arrogant in his ability to navigate the heavens, rejects his fragile state and calls himself a God of the skies.
— Sarah Latchaw
Everybody should be interested in access to primary and secondary education for everybody.
— Paul Farmer
Great leaders are teachable leaders.
— Gary Rohrmayer
Selling $500 shoes when you make $12 an hour is just an awkward economic juxtaposition.
— Sophia Amoruso
But there's this one girl. My private property.
— Katy Evans
Affirmation: I am myself, only I can define myself and I am priceless.
— Katina Marshell Cotton-Sliwa
I do not need to love you to prove that I love myself!!
— Elizabeth Gilbert
Do not speak like a death's-head, do not bid me remember mine end.
— William Shakespeare
I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.
— Stephan Pastis