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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that.
— Cecelia Ahern
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
— Ed Bernard
Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
— Daniel Nielsen
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
— Sarah Silverman
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny.
— John C. Reilly
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
— Chelsea Handler
Wait a second," Clary said."I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
— Robert Benchley
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
— Steven Wright
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
— George Carlin
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on.
— Annie Dillard
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Why had she set limits like no sex? I want sex.
— Cherise Sinclair
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
— Yogi Berra
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
— Kathy Lette
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
— Tracey Ullman
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
— Steven Wright
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
— Sherry Glaser
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
— Henny Youngman
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
— Steven Wright
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
Life is funny. Why should the afterlife be any different?
— Nick Shamhart
He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again?
— Jess Rothenberg
I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?
— Abigail Owen
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?
— Bill Bailey
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
— Paul Lynde
Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind?
— Eugene Ormandy
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
— Steven Wright
It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.
— Morrissey
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
— Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
— Steven Wright
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
— Eugene Ormandy
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
— Paul Heyman
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
— Henny Youngman
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
You bitch!Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch? — Rachel Vincent
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
— Stonewall Jackson
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
When I said it aloud, it sounded terribly creepy, which is why I had said it aloud.
— Amanda Hocking
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense
— Lucille Clifton
