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I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

So what I tend to do is to think of today as the past. It's funny when you comin in first but you hope that you last.. You just hope that it lasts. — Drake

Fate comes in and sweeps us all like a big broom, you hear? And the dust goes flyin' and it lands where it lands, and we get no say in the matter. — Barry Lyga

I think it's a lot richer than what we call fleshy improv, I think it's very funny, puppet improv and fleshy improv. — Brian Henson

I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas. — Jenny Slate

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. — Mark Twain

Criticism hurts most because it comes from another person and abuse is most damaging when it comes from someone who should love us. — Dave Mearns

I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala

My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight — Colleen Hoover

Sam knew them fairly well, having actually gone out with Anna on a date once. — Michael Grant

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams

Well, I don't think it ever did, but in the early '60s I got interested in folk music. — Warren Zevon

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla

'Fresh Meat' is the first comedy thing I've ever done. — Kimberley Nixon

If he can't kiss you like that, sweetheart, don't marry him. — Heather Graham

When you have a definite purpose of life, the universe will reveal the path to attainment. — Debasish Mridha

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though. — Jared Polis

If your salvation was dependent on your ability to read and understand scripture, Jesus would have been an author. — Steve Maraboli

Men who have nothing to lose never give a thought for eternal life. — Paulo Coelho

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

The complete teachings of all Buddhas - past, present, and future - are to be found within the essence of every human being. — Huineng

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan

But what between the poor men I won't have, and the rich men who won't have me, I stand as a pelican in the wilderness! — Thomas Hardy

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren

When the Great War broke out, it came to me not as a superlative tragedy, but as an interruption of the most exasperating kind to my personal plans. — Vera Brittain

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. — Wayne Knight