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Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Amish Tripathi: I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't

I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes! — Amish Tripathi

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Don DeLillo: Famous people don't want to be told that

Famous people don't want to be told that you have a quality in common with them. It makes them think there's something crawling in their clothes. — Don DeLillo

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Umberto Eco: Luther, he ruined the bible by translating it

Luther, he ruined the bible by translating it into their own language. — Umberto Eco

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Young Jeezy: I feel like I'm married to what I

I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious. — Young Jeezy

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Kate Moss: It's kind of rebellious to be yourself,

It's kind of rebellious to be yourself, — Kate Moss

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Honore De Balzac: All human power is a compound of time

All human power is a compound of time and patience. — Honore De Balzac

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By I. W. Gregorio: low expectations were the key to a happy

low expectations were the key to a happy life. — I. W. Gregorio

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Kyle MacLachlan: When I'm in a foreign city, I like

When I'm in a foreign city, I like to get to know it like a local. — Kyle MacLachlan

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Graham Parke: I make sure to always have some spinach

I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.
Survival strategies for the 21st century. — Graham Parke

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Lev Grossman: This whole world was a processed petroleum product.

This whole world was a processed petroleum product. — Lev Grossman

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Jan Brewer: My mother always told me that as you

My mother always told me that as you go through life, no matter what you do, or how you do it, you leave a little footprint, and that's your legacy. — Jan Brewer

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Jacob Artist: It's bizarre. In middle school, I thought girls

It's bizarre. In middle school, I thought girls were running away from me, so when they ask for a picture now, I'm like, 'Really, what?!' — Jacob Artist

Funny Welfare Recipients Quotes By Irvin S. Cobb: Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. — Irvin S. Cobb