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We are a scene chalked out with the sick white brush of age — Charles Bukowski

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

Wordless, it rises and falls in hemidemisemitones of unearthly misery. The dirge of the damned — Edward Abbey

From day one, I've been prepared
With vo5 wax for my ginger hair. — Ed Sheeran

Not having your man card for so long has clearly turned your brain to mush. ~Justin — Reese Monroe

Only night can make us whole again ... — Nick Gordon

The British government is a murder machine, — Peter King

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

A good writer sells out everybody he knows, sooner or later. — Alice McDermott

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

If I wasn't a singer, I think I'd be studying to be a psychologist. — Rihanna

The true start-up of a business is what happens before you start-up. — Michael E. Gerber

Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity. — Alice James

I think women are usually a little bit nervous about wearing white denim. — Brad Goreski

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. — Ruby Wax