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Funny Wax Quotes By Douglas McGrath: There is nothing quite like 'The Night of

There is nothing quite like 'The Night of the Hunter'. I have never seen a film to which it can be fairly compared. — Douglas McGrath

Funny Wax Quotes By Charles Bukowski: We are a scene chalked out with the

We are a scene chalked out with the sick white brush of age — Charles Bukowski

Funny Wax Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Wax Quotes By John Caudwell: I do want to keep the Wedgewood Collection

I do want to keep the Wedgewood Collection in place, intact, and open to the public. Selling it off would be a real tragedy. — John Caudwell

Funny Wax Quotes By Edward Abbey: Wordless, it rises and falls in hemidemisemitones of

Wordless, it rises and falls in hemidemisemitones of unearthly misery. The dirge of the damned — Edward Abbey

Funny Wax Quotes By Ed Sheeran: From day one, I've been preparedWith vo5 wax

From day one, I've been prepared
With vo5 wax for my ginger hair. — Ed Sheeran

Funny Wax Quotes By Ted Allen: The world is full of people who would

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. — Ted Allen

Funny Wax Quotes By Reese Monroe: Not having your man card for so long

Not having your man card for so long has clearly turned your brain to mush. ~Justin — Reese Monroe

Funny Wax Quotes By Nick Gordon: Only night can make us whole again ...

Only night can make us whole again ... — Nick Gordon

Funny Wax Quotes By Peter King: The British government is a murder machine,

The British government is a murder machine, — Peter King

Funny Wax Quotes By Josh Stern: Some people drip wax on themselves like a

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Funny Wax Quotes By Libba Bray: I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

Funny Wax Quotes By Alice McDermott: A good writer sells out everybody he knows,

A good writer sells out everybody he knows, sooner or later. — Alice McDermott

Funny Wax Quotes By J.R. Ward: Great rationalizations. All of which her adrenal gland

Great rationalizations. All of which her adrenal gland middle-fingered and then carried right on. — J.R. Ward

Funny Wax Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men are brave enough to go to war,

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

Funny Wax Quotes By Rihanna: If I wasn't a singer, I think I'd

If I wasn't a singer, I think I'd be studying to be a psychologist. — Rihanna

Funny Wax Quotes By Michael E. Gerber: The true start-up of a business is what

The true start-up of a business is what happens before you start-up. — Michael E. Gerber

Funny Wax Quotes By Alice James: Though I have no productive worth, I have

Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity. — Alice James

Funny Wax Quotes By Brad Goreski: I think women are usually a little bit

I think women are usually a little bit nervous about wearing white denim. — Brad Goreski

Funny Wax Quotes By Ruby Wax: I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. — Ruby Wax