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I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.
— Eugene Ormandy
My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.
— Casey Wilson
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
— Neil Gaiman
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
— Mitch Hedberg
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
— Henny Youngman
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.
— Gwen Stefani
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.
— Kirstin Cronn-Mills
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do.
— Jennifer Saunders
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
— Mandy Patinkin
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
— Dave Attell
(Regarding Titanic) Sometimes Zalmai would saunter in and watch this game. What did he get to be, he asked. "You can be the iceberg," said Aziza.
— Khaled Hosseini
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott
I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
— Christopher Walken
I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'
— Ashton Kutcher
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---""Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.
— Anthony Burgess
That, and you have quite the temper."I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman
Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
I sense a very large but.""Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson
I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.
— Maisie Williams
Do I look like I watch Star Trek?
— Michael Scott
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
Watch me closely - only one can spoil it.
— Eugene Ormandy
There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.
— Philo Farnsworth
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.
— Nathan Fielder
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
— Tim Vine
Kids are funny. You have to watch what you're doing.
— Jerome David Salinger
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
— Johnny Vegas
We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.
— Shawn Wayans
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
— Martha Plimpton