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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
— Lewis Black
Funny how to celebrate peace we seem to want to simulate war.
— Anthony Doerr
But men are funny about their wars, they act as if they own them, and perhaps they do, for I don't think women ever start them.
— Pippa Goldschmidt
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
— Peter Sellers
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
— Henny Youngman
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.
— Ronald Reagan
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
— Sherwood Smith
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free-and we're not. Guess who's winning the war on terror?
— Cory Doctorow
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too.
— Kevin Dillon
Of course you know, this means war.
— Joe Adamson
I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.
— Chris Rock
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
How is it possible to have a civil war?
— George Carlin
I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.
— Ronald Reagan
You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.
— Tupac Shakur
War's a funny thing. Some men go off and come home again just fine. But there's some that come home and never do come back.
— Victoria Wilcox
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
— William Archibald Spooner
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.
— Dominique Bouhours
The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression?
— Anne Frank
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
— Frank Carson
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs