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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already. — The Covert Comic

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

One's got to change the system, or one changes nothing. — George Orwell

By having good memories on every place you just visit,
you are building paradise in your own heart and your life. — Toba Beta

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

Ignifex knew me. And loved me And he had never asked me for anything. Even Shade wanted me to die for him. — Rosamund Hodge

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

He has always been politely indifferent. But what's the Chinese word that means indifferent because you can't see any differences? — Amy Tan

If knew more about Alzheimer's and the Brain, your mind will be blow and most cases you will confused... — Deyth Banger

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright

I heaved into being, came out of the stone, the bricks, and other elements, and took form. (Dark City Lights) — Jerrold Mundis

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

A truth emerges in any long marriage, and the truth is this: Our spouses sometimes know us better than we even know ourselves. — Nicholas Sparks

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? — Josh Stern

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall? — Rachel Hawkins

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

If someone puts their hands on you make sure they never put their hands on anybody else again. — Malcolm X

George paused just beyond the sawhorses at the edge of a deep ravine that had been cut through the tar surface of Witcham Street. This — Stephen King

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" — Henny Youngman

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

In designing my bridal collections, I love mixing luxe fabrics, which give the most beautiful texture and dimension to my creations. — Reem Acra

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall. — Frankie Boyle

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

And we who delve in beauty's lore
Know all that we have known before
Of what inexorable cause
Makes Time so vicious in his reaping. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

We can make ourselves actors, but only the audience can make a star. — Jose Ferrer

Being slim is the new elitism. Thinness today says that you are richer, smarter and more successful than the overweight masses. — David Zinczenko

You do not hunt a man who comes looking for you, Temujin reminded him softly. — Conn Iggulden