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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already. — The Covert Comic

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

I am not afraid ... I was born to do this. — Joan Of Arc

A "question" is a microscope of words. — Ted Agon

Love is like the lightning, and your maturity is signaled by the extent to which you can accept the dangers and the power and the beauty of love. — James A. Baldwin

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

You've all been so sure that life is good that I've never been able to disbelieve it. Never will be able to. — L.M. Montgomery

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" — Henny Youngman

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

One must look for one thing only, to find many. — Cesare Pavese

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall? — Rachel Hawkins

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg

Those who do not yet love one another deeply have need of words; those who deeply love thrive on silences. — Fulton J. Sheen

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall

I never dreamed that my future would be my husband's past. But it's such a huge past in terms of the recorded content. — Gail Zappa

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? — Josh Stern

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall. — Frankie Boyle

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman