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Funny Vodka Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Vodka Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: My heart is filled with overflowing gratitude.

My heart is filled with overflowing gratitude. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Vodka Quotes By Patti Callahan Henry: The choices we make when we're broken, are

The choices we make when we're broken, are sometimes the most awful of all our choices. — Patti Callahan Henry

Funny Vodka Quotes By Heidi McLaughlin: Are you really speechless or has the vodka

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

Funny Vodka Quotes By George Sand: Try to keep your soul young and quivering

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age. — George Sand

Funny Vodka Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Vodka Quotes By Vicktor Alexander: I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka

I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka ... but the two usually go hand in hand. — Vicktor Alexander

Funny Vodka Quotes By Joseph McGinty Nichol: I do my best when I'm surrounded by

I do my best when I'm surrounded by women. I enjoyed that on the Charlie's Angels experience. — Joseph McGinty Nichol

Funny Vodka Quotes By Ron White: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Funny Vodka Quotes By John Piper: I am not a missionary, but I have

I am not a missionary, but I have wanted my life to count for the unreached peoples of the world. — John Piper

Funny Vodka Quotes By Rajneesh: Existence has no personality. No question of personalities,

Existence has no personality. No question of personalities, it simply is whatsoever it is. To experience existence as it is, is to know the truth. — Rajneesh

Funny Vodka Quotes By Alexander Pope: To wake the soul by tender strokes of

To wake the soul by tender strokes of art,
To raise the genius, and to mend the heart — Alexander Pope