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Funny Viagra Quotes By Autumn Morning Star: I want them to see the magic of

I want them to see the magic of how
everything is related: To walk out into the night and see the Green Corn Moon levitate across the sky. — Autumn Morning Star

Funny Viagra Quotes By Malala Yousafzai: To all the girls who have faced injustice

To all the girls who have faced injustice and silenced.
Together we will be heard. — Malala Yousafzai

Funny Viagra Quotes By Jack McDevitt: Universal deities ... never seem to smile. Not

Universal deities ... never seem to smile. Not in any culture. What's the point of having omnipotence if you don't enjoy it? — Jack McDevitt

Funny Viagra Quotes By Jimmy Carr: The reason old man use Viagra is not

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Viagra Quotes By Larry McMurtry: You're the only man I know whose brain

You're the only man I know whose brain don't work unless it's in the shade. — Larry McMurtry

Funny Viagra Quotes By Anthony Liccione: Dead-end roads don't mean you've come to your

Dead-end roads don't mean you've come to your end, just means you need to take a different detour. — Anthony Liccione

Funny Viagra Quotes By Keith Rabois: Delegate completely. Let people make mistakes and learn.

Delegate completely. Let people make mistakes and learn. — Keith Rabois

Funny Viagra Quotes By Lyle Lovett: Look around and you will see this world

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me. — Lyle Lovett

Funny Viagra Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: When a man marries, it's proof he can't

When a man marries, it's proof he can't govern his life. He needs a governess — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Funny Viagra Quotes By Charles De Montesquieu: To become truly great, one has to stand

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. — Charles De Montesquieu

Funny Viagra Quotes By Chris Bosh: It's all about concentration and repetition. That's all

It's all about concentration and repetition. That's all it is. — Chris Bosh

Funny Viagra Quotes By Christine Brae: No one can stop loving someone who had

No one can stop loving someone who had their heart for such a long time. — Christine Brae

Funny Viagra Quotes By Carroll Bryant: What goes up must come down. Which is

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Viagra Quotes By John Boyne: Sitting around miserable all day won't make you

Sitting around miserable all day won't make you any happier. — John Boyne

Funny Viagra Quotes By Russell Howard: If I were to die of anything vaguely

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. — Russell Howard

Funny Viagra Quotes By K.d. Lang: I often say fame is kind of like

I often say fame is kind of like a drug or like sugar: when it's controlling you it doesn't feel good at all. — K.d. Lang

Funny Viagra Quotes By Lisa Mantchev: Never mistake complacence for the illusion of control.

Never mistake complacence for the illusion of control. She is like wildfire, at once utterly beguiling and wholly untameable. — Lisa Mantchev

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Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec