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Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny.
— Thea Harrison
Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.
— Sandi Lynn
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"
"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)
— Elaine Kagan
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
— Jessica Day George
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell