Funny Vasectomy Quotes & Sayings
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Now, Mr. President, we don't intend to trouble you during the campaign but after you are elected, then look out for us! —
Susan B. Anthony

I have learned it's best to face down the trouble. Otherwise it will grow into a monster. We don't have time for monsters. —
Mark Andrew Poe

I was Ms. Put My Foot in My Mouth, Speak Before Thinking, and Trip over Imaginary Lint. —
Christy Barritt

Older patients who live alone can become depressed. —
Risa J. Lavizzo-Mourey

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. —
Henny Youngman

A Soviet diplomat, like a skilled chess player, does not expect his opposite number to give up something for nothing, not even a pawn. —
Arthur Dean

As long as a single center has a monopoly on the use of coercion, one has a state rather than a self-governed society. —
Elinor Ostrom

The noblest question in the world is: 'What good may I do in it?' —
Benjamin Franklin

He stood out because he had a slight British accent and an odd tattoo on his neck. A skull and a flower. —
Janet Evanovich

Life goes on forever like the gnawing of a mouse. —
Edna St. Vincent Millay