Funny Vasectomy Quotes

And there are a lot of people interested in creative music, there are more and more and more. — Lester Bowie

Gluttony and Lust are the only sins that abuse something that is essential to our survival. — Henry Fairlie

My whole family has been such a great support, and they're the ones who have kept me grounded and allowed me to be who I am today. — David Archuleta

The beautiful thing about history is that we keep repeating it. So if you know the past, you know the future. — L.G. Rivera

Nothing is more dangerous for society's future than having its young people grow old before their time. — Mal Fletcher

Now, Mr. President, we don't intend to trouble you during the campaign but after you are elected, then look out for us! — Susan B. Anthony

I have learned it's best to face down the trouble. Otherwise it will grow into a monster. We don't have time for monsters. — Mark Andrew Poe

I was Ms. Put My Foot in My Mouth, Speak Before Thinking, and Trip over Imaginary Lint. — Christy Barritt

Older patients who live alone can become depressed. — Risa J. Lavizzo-Mourey

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

A Soviet diplomat, like a skilled chess player, does not expect his opposite number to give up something for nothing, not even a pawn. — Arthur Dean

As long as a single center has a monopoly on the use of coercion, one has a state rather than a self-governed society. — Elinor Ostrom

The noblest question in the world is: 'What good may I do in it?' — Benjamin Franklin

He stood out because he had a slight British accent and an odd tattoo on his neck. A skull and a flower. — Janet Evanovich

Life goes on forever like the gnawing of a mouse. — Edna St. Vincent Millay