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Everything is vain and tortures the spirit instead of calming and satisfying it.
— Johann Georg Hamann
Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be worthy of confidence; for no one will be so careful of your secret as yourself.
— Saadi
Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
— Jack Paar
The smaller the function, the greater the management.
— C. Northcote Parkinson
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
The whole thing is you don't want to be pigeon-holed as 'Oh, he's a guy in a wheel chair. He's very fragile. You better watch out.'
— Mark Zupan
Nothing can fully satisfy a person - but the Lord's love and the Lord's own self.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.'
— Red Buttons
I've let it slide because you're new at this, but the sub doesn't get to demand to be fucked.
— Lilly Black
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly.
— Nobu Matsuhisa