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Funny Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings

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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

War is too important a matter to be left to the military. — Georges Clemenceau

In prayer you gain your strength - the power to gird yourself with armor that extinguishes every weapon your enemy wields. — Priscilla Shirer

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. — Charles Reznikoff

God reveals herself through our relationships not only to other people but also to other creatures and nature. — Carter Heyward

If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and keep it up until you get that water flowing. Then a great deal will happen. — Zig Ziglar

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

You can't take back texts. If you come off all moody and melancholy in a text, it just sits there in your phone, reminding you of what a drag you are. — Rainbow Rowell

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. — Evelyn Laye

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein

Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen

How you treat the one reveals how you
regard the many, because everyone is ultimately a one. — Stephen R. Covey

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

I don't think I was considered to be a cabaret singer because I didn't have patter that was written. — Rita Coolidge

I write best in the morning, and I can only write for about half a day, that's about it. — Norton Juster

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

Chicago is the product of modern capitalism, and, like other great commercial centers, is unfit for human habitation. — Eugene V. Debs

An Important thing : never lie to yourself, for real ... worst thing is when you lie to yourself, you just keep doing it and you don't know. — Nicky Kastrati

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see. — Dick Van Dyke