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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President — Suzanne Collins

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ... — Danielle O'Hara

Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain — Jon Stewart

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. — Bob Hope

I ask Hoosiers to come together and vote for Barack Obama to be our next President. — Joe Andrew

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. — Bob Hope

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists. — Christy Leigh Stewart

It all happened. It wasn't a dream.
And I'm still alive.
I guess that's something. — Barry Lyga

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Sell the public flowers ... things that they can hang on their walls without being uptight. — Robert Mapplethorpe

The creative act is not hanging on, but yielding to a new creative movement. Awe is what moves us forward. — Joseph Campbell

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama