Funny Unemployment Quotes
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Funny Unemployment Quotes & Sayings
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how can a man who doesn't speak English lie
— Michael Lewis
The simple act of telling a woman's story from a woman's point of view is a revolutionary act: it never has been done before.
— Carol P. Christ
You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
— Casey Stengel
Thinking: The world is. It just is.
— Richard Flanagan
Let them show me a cottage where there are not the same vices of which they accuse the courts.
— Lord Chesterfield
I go to a lot of museums, I read a ton of poetry - anything that's a creative expression of oneself, I find really inspiring.
— Rachelle Lefevre
I support myself by public speaking and trying to work on as many appropriate and legitimate ventures as I can.
— Jack Abramoff
No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer?
— Michael Hassan
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
— Wallace Wang
Chess is most certainly not my life.
— Tony Miles
The sun has just risen, weak and watery-looking, like it had just spilled itself over the horizon and is too lazy to clean itself up.
— Lauren Oliver
There is a number missing. I can see it.
— Eugene Ormandy