Funny Twisted Quotes

Funny Twisted Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Twisted quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Toby twisted around. "Boo." Emily screamed. — Sara Shepard

When you do a play, you do it for a couple months, and it just gets in your bones. You can learn about somebody that way. — Chris Messina

Free grace can go into the gutter, and bring up a jewel! — Charles Spurgeon

It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past. — Kelley R. Martin

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

I never was so rapid in my virtue but my vice kept up with me. — Henry David Thoreau

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Hope in gates, hope in spoons, hope in doors, hope in tables, no hope in daintiness and determination. Hope in dates. — Gertrude Stein

You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. — Laurie Halse Anderson

God, everywhere but here, people dye their hair right out in the open, and nobody cares. I cannot wait to get out of this place. — Alison Cherry