Funny Tweet Quotes
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Funny Tweet Quotes & Sayings
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Suddenly I'm seized by a minor anxiety attack. There are too many fucking movies to choose from.
— Bret Easton Ellis
It is practically a matter of life or death for a True Cock Worshiper to taste pre-cum.
— Lordess Demonica
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
I have learned that one should say "Peace!" to those who shout their hatred for one's being and presence or at one's passage.
— Tariq Ramadan
My goal is to make fine art, and fine art comes from the soul. If you have virtuosity and facility, you can take and create something of significance.
— Richard MacDonald
More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny.
— George Takei
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Your role as their teacher is to let them know ahead of time that if Jesus can't handle a little partying, we all need a new Jesus.
— Brad M. Griffin
Experimenting with your own life is the most fundamental medium we have.
— Natalie Jeremijenko
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.
— Ryan Lilly