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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

I think it's important to have a consistent communication with the fans but I don't think it should be expected. — Beau Bokan

It is like being wrenched soul first through time. — Alison Moore

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was. — Marissa Meyer

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? — Steven Wright

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

Never trust a skinny cook — Iain Hewitson

In God we trust, all others pay cash. — Margaret Atwood

Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am — Pikmin100xx

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

The truth isn't laughable
And the trust isn't funny at all. — David Levithan

I am doing something I hate for you. This is what it means to be in love. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor."
Thorne winked at her. "Oh trust me. It would. — Marissa Meyer

It seems that it is the most unsuccessful people who give the most advice, particularly for writing and financial matters. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport. — Terry Pratchett

Am I pretty? I must be, I thought, for all girls in love are pretty. — Robin Maxwell

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. — Laurell K. Hamilton

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

What someone doesn't want you to publish is journalism; all else is publicity. — Paul Fussell

Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch — Heather R. Blair

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. — Henry Ward Beecher

That's what love's all about, Roxanne. You
love someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem