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Funny Train Quotes & Sayings

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When I tune into my beautiful self, I get happiness.
Everything in the universe belongs to me. — Dick Gregory

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin". — Tommy Cooper

We are on the precipice of being so ignorant that our democracy is threatened. — Walter Cronkite

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen. — Cassandra Clare

Shhhhh, I am trying to read. — Anna Del C. Dye

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson

Look at you, you madman! Screaming you are thirsty and dying in a desert,
when all around you there is nothing but water! — Kabir

What we do does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling — Bob Hoskins

Adverbs are a sign that you've used the wrong verb. — Annie Dillard

Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett

if you want to help others, your little self must go. — Swami Vivekananda

I come from an army background, and everyone at my home has a habit of getting up early. I continue this habit even today. — Esha Gupta

I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People. — David Mitchell

Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives. — Katie Ashley

Companies are not charitable enterprises: They hire workers to make profits. In the United States, this logic still works. In Europe, it hardly does. — Paul Samuelson

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less. — Ray Mancini

Adversity is something that makes reaching your goals so much more rewarding than if it didn't exist. — Lennox Lewis

When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth

Once I started I couldn't put it down. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck. — Katie Klein

He'll say, You did this to me. Please. Not in front of my son. — Anthony Doerr

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Darynda Jones