Funny Town Quotes
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Funny Town Quotes & Sayings
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You're doing this for Kimmie for free.""I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell
The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.
— Mark Cuban
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[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
— George Burns
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
— Jeff Daniels
Yes, that's right ... love should come before logic ... Only then will man come to understand the meaning of life.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
In life, there are those relationships where you really love someone, but they're just not right for you and there's a little bittersweet feel to it.
— Jennifer Morrison
Things come apart much easier than they go together.
— William Wharton
San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it.
— Dave Matthews
A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
— Garrison Keillor
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---""Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell
I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy.
— Wendi Deng Murdoch
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food
— Maggie Stiefvater
History repeats itself but without a parity bit
— Nauman Khan
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
It helps not, it prevails not. — William Shakespeare
The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.
— Neal Shusterman
Whoever imagines himself a favorite with God holds others in contempt.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
Young people can learn from my example that something can come from nothing. What I have become is the result of my hard efforts.
— Joseph Haydn
Poverty is not just a headline, my love, it's a lived reality, on the ground - and education is at the heart of it." "I
— Zadie Smith
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
— Alexander Woollcott
As Socrates so philosophically put it, since we don't know what death is, it is illogical to fear it.
— Tom Stoppard
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
