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Funny Tourist Quotes By Andrew Peterson: Anger and bitterness are normal feelings, but they're

Anger and bitterness are normal feelings, but they're like cancer if you can't control them. — Andrew Peterson

Funny Tourist Quotes By Marc Bekoff: The plural of anecdote is not data.

The plural of anecdote is not data. — Marc Bekoff

Funny Tourist Quotes By Amanda Hudson: Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way!

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

Funny Tourist Quotes By Dorothee Solle: Religion does not confirm that there are hungry

Religion does not confirm that there are hungry people in the world; it interprets the hungry to be our brethren whom we allow to starve. — Dorothee Solle

Funny Tourist Quotes By Paul Clayton Gibbs: A Pioneer is one that goes that extra

A Pioneer is one that goes that extra mile...and then a little further. — Paul Clayton Gibbs

Funny Tourist Quotes By Charles Henry Parkhurst: Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load.

Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load. — Charles Henry Parkhurst

Funny Tourist Quotes By Clifford Stoll: Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados

Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? — Clifford Stoll

Funny Tourist Quotes By Steven Wright: I went to the bank and asked to

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.' — Steven Wright

Funny Tourist Quotes By Walter De La Mare: Yes, after all, this by now was his

Yes, after all, this by now was his customary loneliness: there was little else he desired for the present than the hospitality of the dark. — Walter De La Mare

Funny Tourist Quotes By Colossians 3 14: And above all, clothe yourself with love, which

And above all, clothe yourself with love, which binds us all in perfect harmony. — Colossians 3 14

Funny Tourist Quotes By David C. Holley: Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley

Funny Tourist Quotes By Alec Sulkin: If you say you had a zen moment,

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't. — Alec Sulkin

Funny Tourist Quotes By Andrew Evans: Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly.

Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go. — Andrew Evans