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Funny Toupee Quotes By David Foster Wallace: Lenz tells Green how once he was at

Lenz tells Green how once he was at a Halloween party where a hydrocephalic woman wore a necklace made of dead gulls. — David Foster Wallace

Funny Toupee Quotes By Anna Friel: I've got the best lead man, I really

I've got the best lead man, I really love my lead man. — Anna Friel

Funny Toupee Quotes By Robert Bly: The deeper question ... is not whether ancient

The deeper question ... is not whether ancient religious forms can reform ... but whether new forms of nature-related spirituality might emerge ... — Robert Bly

Funny Toupee Quotes By Christopher Moore: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again. — Christopher Moore

Funny Toupee Quotes By Larry David: I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people. — Larry David

Funny Toupee Quotes By Charles Hugh Smith: Once a citizen receives a direct payment from

Once a citizen receives a direct payment from the state, the state has purchased their complicity — Charles Hugh Smith

Funny Toupee Quotes By Bauvard: First people lose their hair, then their vices,

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back. — Bauvard

Funny Toupee Quotes By R.L. Byrd: When it comes to relationships; sometimes you get

When it comes to relationships; sometimes you get it right, and sometimes it gets you right. — R.L. Byrd

Funny Toupee Quotes By Martin Luther: Marriage is a civic matter. It is really

Marriage is a civic matter. It is really not, together with all its circumstances, the business of the church. — Martin Luther