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Lenz tells Green how once he was at a Halloween party where a hydrocephalic woman wore a necklace made of dead gulls. — David Foster Wallace

I've got the best lead man, I really love my lead man. — Anna Friel

The deeper question ... is not whether ancient religious forms can reform ... but whether new forms of nature-related spirituality might emerge ... — Robert Bly

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again. — Christopher Moore

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people. — Larry David

Once a citizen receives a direct payment from the state, the state has purchased their complicity — Charles Hugh Smith

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back. — Bauvard

When it comes to relationships; sometimes you get it right, and sometimes it gets you right. — R.L. Byrd

Marriage is a civic matter. It is really not, together with all its circumstances, the business of the church. — Martin Luther