Funny Tough Quotes: top 25 famous quotes about Funny Tough

Funny Tough Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Tough quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Tell me that you don't take that blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down. — Susanna Kaysen

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. — Mignon McLaughlin

I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet. — Diana Rowland

Indignation leads to the making of poetry.
[Lat., Facit indignatio versum.] — Juvenal

If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother. — S.E. Hinton

I wanted to write something tough, hard, sad, but funny. — Jennifer Niven

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living;
Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving. — DMX

It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time. — Adam Baldwin

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. — Rodney Dangerfield

...he knows stories don't need to be factual to be vital. — Lauren Groff

A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. — Henny Youngman

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged. — Erma Bombeck

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. — Dave Mordal

Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough. — Darynda Jones

I have always thought that, of all the arts, the cinema is the most complete art. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

I won't be labeled as average. — Rachel

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. — Jane Elliot

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

She's alright,for a thirteen-year-old, he thought, Shame she won't be around for much longer. — Chloe Gadsby-Jones

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

my hair was a mass of tangled curls just like the old days, minus — Karen Marie Moning

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting. — J.K. Rowling