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If there is one abiding theme in the gym, it's the withering work in the ring. Those not fit do not survive. — Emanuel Steward

The bookstore and the coffeehouse are natural allies; Neither has a time limit, slowness is encouraged. — Lewis Buzbee

Any anxieties publishers have about putting a child on the front cover of a book who isn't white is very old fashioned. — Malorie Blackman

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up. — John Naisbitt

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? — Roger Waters

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. — Kathleen Turner

Maybe we should bring back dueling," Ethan mused. "It would really unclog the court system, and thin out the ranks of lawyers. — Shanna Swendson

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

You always have to find something to say about the subject and in seven cases out of ten there is nothing to say. — Jonathan Meades

A Brave Man in a Brave Country Surprised — Louise Penny

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

Washington had several surrogate sons during the Revolution, most notably the marquis de Lafayette, and he often referred to Hamilton as my boy. — Ron Chernow

Do forgive me ... I've no reputation of my own, and I forget they matter. — Saundra Mitchell

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

In the world as I have seen it, no man grows rich by kindness. — George R R Martin

I've played many characters that have consumed me and owned me. — Irrfan Khan

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey