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The door vibrated with the soft bump of Travis' forehead against the door. "I don't want you leave, but I wouldn't blame you if you did. — Jamie McGuire

Whoever does not have a good father should procure one. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. — James Madison

The difference between coarse and refined abuse is the difference between being bruised by a club and wounded by a poisoned arrow. — Samuel Johnson

That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition. — Fernando Flores

God illumines the mind and shines within it. One cannot know God by means of the mind. One can but turn the mind inwards and merge it in God. — Ramana Maharshi

Well Xabi is entitled to his opinion our team would never criticise another but we will look to exploit his lack of pace! — Jamie Carragher

It was through cooking food and sharing it with each other that our ancestors learned how to become social animals. — Ruth Reichl

Courage is fear that prays. — Paulo Coelho

Time is no one's friend
time has no social niceties and holds the door for nobody nowhere. But I hold the door for time, with my one good paw. — Catherynne M Valente

So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?
Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny — Jeri Smith-Ready