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Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.
— Ben Fountain
It's important to get the facts straight, a lot of information out there isn't right.
— Donna McKechnie
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
I'm eclipsed by my role in the world
— Amber Kizer
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I'd say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
— Sylvia Plath
What I call the law of satyagraha is to be deduced from an appreciation of duties and rights flowing therefrom.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I don't know what exactly the translation is but when we do consume something now, something else has to give at some point.
— Dan Ariely
I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit
— Hiroko Sakai
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
My future was a blank slate and only I could write on it.
— Carter Quinn
The strange thing - and this is one of the advantages of being incredibly shallow and superficial - is that wherever I am, that's sort of home.
— Hugh Laurie
Marzipan's a private matter!
— Bob Mortimer
It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years.
— Danielle Wood
You should know by now that I've already had greatness. I traded it for mediocrity and some measure of sanity.
— Brandon Sanderson