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Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

It's important to get the facts straight, a lot of information out there isn't right. — Donna McKechnie

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

I'm eclipsed by my role in the world — Amber Kizer

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

I'd say go to hell, but I never want to see you again. — Sylvia Plath

What I call the law of satyagraha is to be deduced from an appreciation of duties and rights flowing therefrom. — Mahatma Gandhi

I don't know what exactly the translation is but when we do consume something now, something else has to give at some point. — Dan Ariely

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit — Hiroko Sakai

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! — Hannah Murray

My future was a blank slate and only I could write on it. — Carter Quinn

The strange thing - and this is one of the advantages of being incredibly shallow and superficial - is that wherever I am, that's sort of home. — Hugh Laurie

Marzipan's a private matter! — Bob Mortimer

It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years. — Danielle Wood

You should know by now that I've already had greatness. I traded it for mediocrity and some measure of sanity. — Brandon Sanderson

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. — Sam Worthington