Funny Time Off Quotes
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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained,
— Nicholas Sparks
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
— Johnny Carson
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
The Devil made me do it the first time -the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.
— Isabel Gillies
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.
— Colleen Hoover
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
— Groucho Marx
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.
— Judith Viorst
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
— Bill Engvall
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
— Renee Zellweger
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
— Murray Walker
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks.
— Victor Lodato
