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For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.
-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.
— Maria V. Snyder
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.
— Ian Peebles
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
— Adam Carolla