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Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Isaac Marion: I'd like to sit down with him and

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Connie Willis: It is the end of the world. Surely

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts. — Connie Willis

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: We still have a lot to talk about,"

We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Ashley Jade: Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive.

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Maria V. Snyder: The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive,

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Maureen Daly: It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Ian Peebles: Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter

Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline. — Ian Peebles

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Brandy Nacole: Who would have ever thought going to a

Who would have ever thought going to a library would be so scary? — Brandy Nacole

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Adam Carolla: I had two thoughts about it. One was

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. — Adam Carolla

Funny Thoughts And Quotes By Louise Erdrich: And how funny, strange, that a thing can

And how funny, strange, that a thing can grow so powerful even when planted in the wrong place. Ideas too, I muttered. Ideas. — Louise Erdrich