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For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
That attitude toward women as objects may have worked for the late Sixties, but it doesn't do so now.
— John Schlesinger
There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
Love yourself first in order to endlessly love others.
— Debasish Mridha
And how funny, strange, that a thing can grow so powerful even when planted in the wrong place. Ideas too, I muttered. Ideas.
— Louise Erdrich
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
— Adam Carolla
The only thing that will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons is regime change in Tehran.
— John Bolton
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Education illuminates us with the lights of knowledge and wisdom.
— Debasish Mridha
if Pedro is talking?" Ruiz didn't say anything. "They might be tracking his cell. The hitter
— Tyler Dilts
We face neither East nor West; We face forward
— Kwame Nkrumah
Man must use what he has, not hope for what is not.
— G.I. Gurdjieff
Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.
— Ian Peebles
Got used to being slightly sad!
— George Saunders
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body ... but it's more complicated than that.
— Tony Parker
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
I let the insults go by. A good swordsman doesn't pay attention to words in a fight.
— Ellen Kushner
The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.
— Maria V. Snyder
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas