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I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

That attitude toward women as objects may have worked for the late Sixties, but it doesn't do so now. — John Schlesinger

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts. — Connie Willis

There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work. — Gwyneth Paltrow

We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Love yourself first in order to endlessly love others. — Debasish Mridha

And how funny, strange, that a thing can grow so powerful even when planted in the wrong place. Ideas too, I muttered. Ideas. — Louise Erdrich

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. — Adam Carolla

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

The only thing that will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons is regime change in Tehran. — John Bolton

Who would have ever thought going to a library would be so scary? — Brandy Nacole

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Education illuminates us with the lights of knowledge and wisdom. — Debasish Mridha

if Pedro is talking?" Ruiz didn't say anything. "They might be tracking his cell. The hitter — Tyler Dilts

We face neither East nor West; We face forward — Kwame Nkrumah

Man must use what he has, not hope for what is not. — G.I. Gurdjieff

Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline. — Ian Peebles

Got used to being slightly sad! — George Saunders

I may not be able to outsmart too many people, but I can outwork 'em. — Woody Hayes

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body ... but it's more complicated than that. — Tony Parker

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

I let the insults go by. A good swordsman doesn't pay attention to words in a fight. — Ellen Kushner

To buy a cake ... to howl at the moon ... to know true happiness ... I am happy. — C. JoyBell C.

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under. — Boris Johnson

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas