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It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change.
— Brian Setzer
You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.
— Richard Ford
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition.
— Natasha Lyonne
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.
— Thomas Lennon
I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you.
— Joel Edgerton
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
It's funny, the very things I needed to learn are the things I was trying to teach you.
— Kate McGahan
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
— Russell Brand
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
— David Sedaris
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things.
— His Holiness Divas
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.
— Barbara Kingsolver
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds -Dimitri. — Richelle Mead
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
Memories are doing funny things to us.
— Milos Forman
All things come to those who wait,
— Violet Fane
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.
— Scott Speer
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.
— Natalie Dormer
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'
— Kate Clinton
Good things come to those who initiate.
— Susan RoAne
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular.
— Gilbert Morris
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
— Markus Zusak
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
— Kevin Hart
A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone.
— Charles Studd
Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.
— Thomas Mullen
They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things.
— Charles Bukowski
I guess good things come to those who wait.
— Kurt Busch
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
— Ron Shock
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.
— Marilyn Manson
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
— Michael Caine
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
— Matt LeBlanc
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.
— Michel Gondry
My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things.
— Michelle Dockery
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.
— Liza Palmer
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual.
— David Z. Hirsch
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
— Doug Stanhope
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
— Chandler Parsons
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.
— Jonas Eriksson
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be 'cursed'.
— Nnedi Okorafor
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.
— Christopher Gorham
Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live.
— Monica Potter
and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny.
— Catherine Lacey
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.
— Tom Scharpling
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones