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It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change. — Brian Setzer

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny. — Richard Ford

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. — Stefanie Schneider

You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things. — Ken Kesey

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. — Natasha Lyonne

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. — Thomas Lennon

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. — Patrick Kane

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award. — Denis Leary

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

It's funny, the very things I needed to learn are the things I was trying to teach you. — Kate McGahan

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works. — Tori Amos

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. — Tom Althouse

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds
-Dimitri. — Richelle Mead

Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll — Amy Vansant

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer

Memories are doing funny things to us. — Milos Forman

All things come to those who wait, — Violet Fane

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! — Dr. Seuss

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily. — Natalie Dormer

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.' — Kate Clinton

Good things come to those who initiate. — Susan RoAne

Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular. — Gilbert Morris

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone. — Charles Studd

Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected. — Thomas Mullen

Sisterhood is a funny thing. It's easy to recognize, but hard to define. — Pearl Cleage

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. — Charles Bukowski

I guess good things come to those who wait. — Kurt Busch

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. — Hans Ree

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. — Ron Shock

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. — Marilyn Manson

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. — Michel Gondry

My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things. — Michelle Dockery

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without. — Liza Palmer

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Good things come to those who hustle — Chuck Noll

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

Funny how you notice how beautiful things are just when you're about to leave them. — Laura Ruby

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. — Jonas Eriksson

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be 'cursed'. — Nnedi Okorafor

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live. — Monica Potter

and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny. — Catherine Lacey

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck. — Laurie Notaro

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. — Tom Scharpling

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool? — Catherine Lowell

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones